S.S.S.S.
This is one of the most quotable zines I've ever read. It's a 1995 political manifesto starring Hello Kitty. I'm tempted to ask Bianca if I can digitize the whole thing because it's that good (to my memory I have never asked anyone if I could digitize their zine).
HELLO LOYAL KITTY SOLDIERS.THIS IS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THE S.S.S.S. OPERATIONS HANDBOOK. IT IS NECESSARY THAT WE ALL COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER TO FORM A DEFINATE PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION.WE SHALL RIDE THE RAINBOW PATH OF TRUTH TO THE MECCA KNOWN AS UTOPIA(OR SANRIO PUROLAND).
webster dictionary is a book of kitty-hate and lies.Burn Your Dictionary.develop yr language free of Bad/Good word rules.free of racist definations and classist favoritism.free of the lies and misconception that kill u with every syllable.this book has been devised by a system that kills us thru mere words. words.kill what tries to kill u.