This is such a clever yet simple conceit. Prunella writes a little essay about each of a bunch of men she’s known named Dan, including an ex-boyfriend. Additional charm: there’s an addendum Dan taped into the back of the zine.
You may remember that Ms. Vulgaris also made a fanzine about nuns. The Dans are nicer than the nuns, and I believe she kisses more of them.
For: fans of Kate Haas’s "Motel of Lost Companions" in her zine Miranda.
CATS: “I was so crazy about him, I used to just lie on the bed with him and push his hair back from his forehead over and over like I was stroking a cat, admiring his straight hairline stitched thick and gorgeous into his scalp like a doll’s hair and kissing his face."