This is one of the most quotable zines I've ever read. It's a 1995 political manifesto starring Hello Kitty. I'm tempted to ask Bianca if I can digitize the whole thing because it's that good (to my memory I have never asked anyone if I could digitize their zine).
I'll just share two quotes with you because more would probably be obnoxious.
HELLO LOYAL KITTY SOLDIERS.THIS IS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THE S.S.S.S. OPERATIONS HANDBOOK. IT IS NECESSARY THAT WE ALL COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER TO FORM A DEFINATE PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION.WE SHALL RIDE THE RAINBOW PATH OF TRUTH TO THE MECCA KNOWN AS UTOPIA(OR SANRIO PUROLAND).
webster dictionary is a book of kitty-hate and lies.Burn Your Dictionary.develop yr language free of Bad/Good word rules.free of racist definations and classist favoritism.free of the lies and misconception that kill u with every syllable.this book has been devised by a system that kills us thru mere words. words.kill what tries to kill u.